As usual, The Onion pretty much nails it:
- Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: ‘Sure, Who Cares’
- Supreme Court Justices Brought To Tears By Heartfelt Testimony Of Bigot Who Hates Gay People
- Arguments For And Against Same-Sex Marriage:
FOR: Bestowing dignity upon a wrongfully oppressed minority just a nice thing to do
AGAINST: Runs against article of U.S. Constitution explicitly barring homosexual marriage