Le Monde du Papi

Great Sox game last night! When the 9th inning came around with the Sox down by 2, I told Jill “If Ortiz gets a chance to bat, he’ll either tie it or win it.” Of course, I’m not the only one who thought that:

But when Ortiz stepped to the plate last night, everyone in the free world knew that he was going yard. I knew it. You knew it. Your neighbor’s wife knew it. The guy down the street who steals your newspaper knew it. Your dog knew it. Your sideburns knew it.